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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

What were Sauron's powers in The Lord of the Rings (LOTR)? Did he have any magic or anything like that?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Why does it seem that Quora's "moderators" base their moderations on personal beliefs and views by deleting answers that are only violating their personal feelings?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

My religion teacher said that there are no atheists because in order to reject God, you must first have a concept of God, and if you have a concept of God, you are not an atheist. In what way is this true, if at all? Why?

No way

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

Are fanservice-y characters (i.e. Lara Croft, Tifa Lockhart) immediately bad?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Why is Trump so disliked worldwide?

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

No go.

What are some interests in sharing pictures of wives?

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

How can a man clean his Soul?

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Why do I want to give up on men?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do some people have sex with dogs?